31 January 2013

Review: John Dies at the End


John Dies at the End
John Dies at the End by David Wong

My rating: 2 of 5 stars



Interesting blend of absurdity and action. The three stories within have interesting parts, but the overall flow comes across as a bit disjointed. It is well-written for what it is, however.

Not bad, but I don't get the hype behind this, either.






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15 May 2012

A Princess of Mars

While escaping some Apache, John Carter unknowingly enters a cursed cave and finds himself suddenly projected to Mars. There he becomes the captive of the savage green men known as Tharks. A raid by the Tharks introduces him to Dejah Thoris, the lovely Princess of Helium, who he becomes instantly smitten with. The drive to escape and be with Dejah throws Carter into a war between three different Martian factions.

Tarzan creator Edgar Rice Burroughs spins this first tale in his lengthy Barsoom (the name for Mars by its inhabitants) saga. Initially written as a serial for the pulp magazines, Burroughs eventually re-edited and collected the stories into a standalone novel.

Fans of classic science fiction and adventure will find a lot to like in this book. There is a lot of action, as well as some political intrigue and the love story between John Carter and Dejah Thoris.

Burroughs's light writing style makes this a quick and easy read, and he has a great imagination for writing this story well in advance of any interstellar travel. The book's only fault is John Carter being almost instinctively knowledgable about the various goings-on and his plans always resulting into some degree of success.

Nevertheless, this is essential reading for any fan of the genre and fans of the recent movie would do themselves a service to visit the source material. In addition, the book's public domain status makes this a very affordable book for anyone interested in checking it out.

Available at Amazon.com, Barnes & Noble, Books-A-Million, Overstock.com, and Project Gutenberg.

Title: A Princess of Mars
Author: Edgar Rice Burroughs
Year: 1912 (serial) / 1917 (novel)
Pages: 216

30 April 2012

Prodigal Blues

After he finds himself stranded at a truck stop in Missouri, Mark Sieber gets one of the biggest shocks of his life when he recognizes the face of a missing child who winds up sitting his booth, waiting for him. After the media frenzy begins, Mark sneaks away to his hotel room to call his wife and let her know what's going on. There he is taken hostage by the same people who released the little girl. But his abductors are children themselves and have their own plans for him.

Gary A. Braunbeck paints a visceral tale of child kidnapping and abuse that sticks in your head for days after. While the basic plot of the story is questionable (Why did the kids need Mark to "return" them to their homes?), its execution is extremely well done.

Braunbeck shows to what depths a professional child slaver, known as "Grendel", will go to in order to ply his trade and establish dominance over his victims. The scenes describing the horrors perpetrated against the kids turns your stomach and twists your heartstrings. However, the kids turn out to be stronger than their abuser, and their unification allows them to triumph and gain their ultimate revenge.

Despite the somewhat contrived plot set-up, this book is extremely well-written and is highly recommended for anyone interested in real-world horror.

Available at Amazon.com and Barnes & Noble.

Title: Prodigal Blues
Author: Gary A. Braunbeck
Year: 2006
Pages: 304

06 March 2012

Creatures of Light and Darkness

To save his kingdom, Anubis, Lord of the Dead, sends his servant Wakim on a mission to destroy The Prince Who Was a Thousand. Simultaneously, Osiris, Lord of Life, sends forth his son, Horus, on the same mission. However, neither of them is prepared for the world of mortals, and The Thing That Cries in the Night may well destroy everything, mortal or otherwise.

Roger Zelanzy originally wrote this novel as an exercise with no intention of publishing it. However, professor and critic, Samuel R. Delany, convinced an editor at Doubleday to publish the manuscript, earning Mr. Delany a dedication at the beginning of the novel.

Basing the characters around Egyptian mythological characters, Zelanzy constructs a universe where gods battle in nontraditional manners, often time-travelling a few seconds into the past to gain an advantage against an opponent (known as the "temporal fugue"). Conspiracies are layered on top of each other, resulting in a novel that is incredibly dense for its sub-200 page count.

This novel is also famous for bringing The Agnostic's Prayer into popular culture, especially after its use in Larry Niven's short story "What Can You Say About Chocolate-Covered Manhole Covers". The nondenominational cleric Madrak provides some much-needed humor and levity to the supradimensional activies, grounding the story a bit for the reader.

This isn't going to be a novel for everyone. It can be a bit difficult to follow in places, and some of Zelanzy's experiments with poetry and script can throw off the reader. However, its rich use of language and imaginative presentation of how gods interact make this a fine read for someone who can appreciate this type of material.

Available at Amazon.com, Barnes & Noble, Books-A-Million, and Overstock.com.

Title: Creatures of Light and Darkness
Author: Roger Zelazny
Year: 1969
Pages: 190